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fyeahpdp:

Privilege Denying Gal - Brunette[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with pink and blue alternating. Foreground: White woman wearing a plain white t-shirt with long brown hair. Her arms are folded over her chest and she has an incredulous expression. Top text: “Sometimes my boyfriend and I like to be lazy and lounge around in bed all day.” Bottom text: “It’s called spooning.”]
Not verbatim, but one of my “friends” basically said this to me. I just can’t believe someone would have the gall to appropriate spoon theory like that, and then even go on to imply that the only reason people might not get out of bed is that they’re lazy, not that they might not be lucky enough to have the privilege of good health. It’s almost enough to make me lose faith in humanity.

You do know that the term “spooning” or cuddling has been around since 1831, right? And The Spoon Theory has only been around since 2010, right?

fyeahpdp:

Privilege Denying Gal - Brunette
[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style color split with pink and blue alternating. Foreground: White woman wearing a plain white t-shirt with long brown hair. Her arms are folded over her chest and she has an incredulous expression. 
Top text: “Sometimes my boyfriend and I like to be lazy and lounge around in bed all day.” Bottom text: “It’s called spooning.”]

Not verbatim, but one of my “friends” basically said this to me. I just can’t believe someone would have the gall to appropriate spoon theory like that, and then even go on to imply that the only reason people might not get out of bed is that they’re lazy, not that they might not be lucky enough to have the privilege of good health. It’s almost enough to make me lose faith in humanity.

You do know that the termspooning” or cuddling has been around since 1831, right? And The Spoon Theory has only been around since 2010, right?

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  4. sassjordan-amanafanapis reblogged this from kamikazetati and added:
    wait but no that hold up i i mean it’s no, yeah, what the fuck
  5. heart-likethefourthofjuly reblogged this from bethosaurus and added:
    AHAHA WHAT THIS CANNOT BE REAL SERIOUSLY THIS CANNOT BE A REAL THING THIS HAS TO BE A TROLL
  6. these-shackleson reblogged this from angelmaybe and added:
    Yes… that’s the point. Spooning is cuddling, and the Spoon Theory is an analogy used by people who have chronic...
  7. angelmaybe reblogged this from these-shackleson and added:
    This makes me so confused because “Spooning” has always meant cuddling to me….so it seems to me that this “Spoon Theory”...
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    i am torn between laughing hysterically and sobbing
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  12. bethosaurus reblogged this from stealst and added:
    Oh my god no wait I can’t HOW HAVE THEY NEVER HEARD THE TERM SPOONING BEFORE
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  14. stealst reblogged this from choronekos and added:
    Wait, but— … wait, but—
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    this real though
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  19. lo-db reblogged this from alpaca-love-machine and added:
    ?????????????? i am so confused is it bad to call spooning spooning because of spoon theory
  20. alpaca-love-machine reblogged this from equiuszahhak and added:
    Really though? Is it?
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    *facepalm* *faaaaaacepaaaaalm* I groaned. This has to be a troll.
  26. trollnexus reblogged this from the-tipsy-toad and added:
    I actually had to Google “spoon theory”. Learned something new today. I’ve never really understood the whole “privilege”...
  27. indywasthedog reblogged this from the-tipsy-toad and added:
    um. i don’t get this. especially the OPs outrage that someone said this to them. who hasn’t said this phrase in their...
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